NCO Life “Don’t Make Me Eat Your Face!!” Funny T-Shirt
NCO Life “Don’t Make Me Eat Your Face!!” Funny T-Shirt
“NCO LIFE” on the front and the dramatically stern back message “DON’T MAKE ME EAT YOUR FACE!! – every E-5 ever.” It captures the dramatic humor, rank banter, and the frustration-fueled spirit of NCO life—equally at home during casual downtime, or at a military gathering. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neck and clean fit, it is comfortable enough for everyday wear while the smooth fabric gives the design a crisp printed finish. The seamless tubular construction, shape-retaining ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label add practical comfort. The shirt is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton; some color blends vary by shade.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile everyday wear
- Seamless tubular construction helps reduce fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape support shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with tear-away label
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean